Wait a few years and this won’t be satire anymore
Posted by: Keir Graff
And, because it’s Friday, The Onion:
GREENWOOD, IN – Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there’s more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.
Yes, the whole thing.